Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Here are some one-liners I read recently that just made me smile.

  • For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
  • Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
  • If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  • Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a
    rock.
  • Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
My favorite:
  • If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

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