- For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
- Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
- A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
- I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a
- Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
- If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!