Today at church, Abi announced that she had to pee. I took her into the restroom which had a layer of ice on the wall in the corner. I didn't have the heart to let her sit on the freezing cold ceramic toilet (was kind of dirty, too) so I held her up while she tinkled, like I've done many times.
Me: Are you done yet? My back is breaking!
Abi: Uh oh, Momma. I have to poo.
Me: You're kidding me!
Abi: (giggling) I'm sorry.
Me: (laughing so hard I almost drop her into the toilet) Ok. Hurry it up!
Remember this little exchange next time you go into a public restroom and feel like complaining about the conditions.